The when minor characters are used for major plot twists twist pt.1

Where have we been? You weren't wondering cause you forgot and now that you've been stopped at our roadside lemonade visual con stand, you're probably asking: Well, what the hell do you have to show for that time lapse? Do not worry. We have sooooo much to show you that we're going to painfully stretch it out over two seasons doing flashbacks between last October and now to catch you up in a mildly clever yet pretentious form of narrative. SPOILER ALERT Cynnamon is the island, Beany doesnt get a receding hairline twenty years from now and Dan was faking the whole magic hand/liquid thing. True story. SNAAAAAKEE! here's round one